Sunday, June 26, 2005

Strong Opposition

the comparativist wishes to make known that they strongly oppose the belief in the flying spagetthi monster referred to in a previous post. it is an erroneous belief for fools only and no postmodern pluralism will ever absolve them of their fatuousity. they (the comparativist) wishes to enunciate that the cause of all causes is the moon, which consists of green cheese and has, by a process known to initiates as "spermatographic promosis", spread its fungous proteins over the earth, thus promoting its fungal crust populated with living beings. this is also the view held by german philosopher shoppenhauer, as recorded in an earlier post (see archive).
also: the comparativist seeks apostles with a view to introduce their belief in pre-school nurseries.


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